A Treat For The Eyes

Huzzah. Tis Valentine's Day, aka time to rejoice over the sexiness of sexy men. Previous lustfests can be found here.

Topping my personal list this year are these two absolute beauts.

And posh boys with cats.

I much prefer Speccy Hemworth to Thor, don't you?

Soz, it's pretty much all actors this year. Have I been watching a lot of Netflix? Yes, yes I have. Suits is great btw.

If you don't like Stanley Tucci then I'm afraid there's something wrong with you.

As if Jurgen Klopp came to where I work on one of my days off. AS IF. (The volunteers were most impressed with how charming he was).

Oh Neville. You grew up fiiiiiine.

I have not one but TWO new favourite skinny wretches this year. Basically obsessed with The Flash and Tattoo Fixers right now.

I'm still extremely fond of a fit ginge.

And Matt Damon, specially as Jason Bourne.

Finally, the eternal loveliness that is Mr Cavill. I wish he'd bulk down a bit but you can't have everything. He is still very pretty.

Bonus: these two. Because ermagerd, The Man From U.N.C.L.E has some serious repressed sex appeal going on.

Hello Boys

I still don't give a shit about Valentine's Day.

Howevs, it's quite the tradition around these parts to perve heartily at attractive men at this time of year. Not that I need any particular excuse to indulge my love for Mark Ruffalo.

Better Than Red Roses

Valentine's Day can bore off.

 Let's all look at completely unattainable but ridiculously hot men instead!



Oh Henry. You bulked up far too much for Superman, didn't you? And now you're all mainstream and everyone loves you. I saw you first though.



I only discovered Max Martini this year. Another one for the Fit Ginger collection!

Another newbie: Oliver Jackson-Cohen. Mmmmmmm.



Could I love Gene Kelly any more? No. No, I couldn't.



Possibly over-influenced here by glomming through two series of The Newsroom in about a week but John Gallagher Jr is cute.



Me and Romain Duris would make a lovely couple. Both so fond of looking at the floor. He dresses better than I do though.



Why do I keep finding myself attracted to men who look like potatoes? Sexy potatoes with ridiculously good arms, but still...



You can keep Cumberbatch. I like these three Sherlock boys much better.



My boy, Danny Agger.



Josh Hutcherson = tiny but adorable.



Considering I don't like long hair or beards, why do I find Tom Mison so ridiculously hot in Sleepy Hollow? Must be his voice.

Jake G as Detective Loki in Prisoners was a high point of 2013. Speaking of Loki...



I have finally seen Tom Hiddleston in real life and he is mesmerising. Is it weird that I find him sexy covered in blood? It is, isn't it? Oh well.

And if this doesn't cheer your life up, I don't understand you.

An Alternative Valentine

Valentine's Day: big bag of bollocks.  Am I right?

I fully intend to continue the Odd Socks & Pretty Frocks tradition of scorning hearts and flowers and looking at beautiful people instead.  Join me and feast your eyes on this lot. I know they're mostly actors but this goes to prove my weakness: you shove almost anyone on a big enough screen for long enough and I'll probably think they're fit.

I'll go back to being respectable and non-ogly tomorrow, I promise.

Jai Courtney is new to my notice this year.  Can look a bit like a spud, can look unbelievably fine.

Well hello there Jeremy Renner and your ARMS.

Oh Gene Kelly. Swoon.

Step aside David Boreanz.  T.Y Thyne is my favourite man from Bones.

Excuse me whilst I have a Henry V moment...  Tom Hiddleston and Jamie Parker so close together...

There can't be one of these posts without some Henry Cavill.

Or Jake G.

I'm seriously excited about the prospect of seeing James McAvoy on stage soon. Practically on the front row!

Mark Strong. Cos bald men are sexy too...

Joe Hart.  For a certain someone who loves him.  I personally think he's a Labrador trapped in a human body but what do I know?

My footballer of choice is Danny Agger.  I adore him and all his tattoos.

My ginger of choice is always Damian Lewis. What a joy he is.

I've always had a soft spot for Matt Damon too.

Michael Weatherly. Making NCIS hotter since 2003.

Oh, Clive Owen. You should have been Bond.

Michael Fassbender. So full of testosterone he scares me a little.

I know I shouldn't like Eddie Redmayne (he's a complete skinny wretch) but I'm a sucker for freckles.

Gilmore Girls fans: you know these two are the best, don't you?

I would really love to cuddle Mark Ruffalo. That's all. Nothing saucy. Honest.

And I can't leave out my favourite woman ever. I looked like Drew when I was about 4. Shame it didn't last.