Sometimes you find an item of clothing that you know does absolutely nothing for you and you just don't care.
Meet the porridge jumper:
I was actually looking for something entirely different in Primark at the weekend. Well, perhaps not that different, seeing as it was a grey, oversized jumper, but as I was doing that can't-find-what-I'm-looking-for-so-must-stomp-around-the-entire-section-mocking-the-vile-clothes-instead thing, I found this lurking at the back of a rail of size 6 and 8 versions. The Liverpool Primark is terrible for doing this: either they think everyone is really skinny and order accordingly or no-one is skinny and so they end up with loads of tiny clothes. Either way, there's hardly ever anything in my size.
And this isn't. It's about 3 sizes too big but I like it even more for that. I made Char try it on for comedy value and it drowned her so much it was longer than her actual dress - quite amusing! It's amazing though. So warm and so comforting that it's like sitting in a big bowl of brown sugar porridge. Who cares if it's not that flattering? Not everything in my wardrobe needs to be.
Jumper - Primark
Skirt - Tesco
Shoes - Dorothy Perkins sale
Belt - Dubrovnik market
The only bad thing about this beauty is that it's so big and so snuggly that I'm likely to fall asleep whilst wearing it...