Valentine's Day: big bag of bollocks. Am I right?
I fully intend to continue the Odd Socks & Pretty Frocks tradition of scorning hearts and flowers and looking at beautiful people instead. Join me and feast your eyes on this lot. I know they're mostly actors but this goes to prove my weakness: you shove almost anyone on a big enough screen for long enough and I'll probably think they're fit.
I'll go back to being respectable and non-ogly tomorrow, I promise.
I'll go back to being respectable and non-ogly tomorrow, I promise.
Jai Courtney is new to my notice this year. Can look a bit like a spud, can look unbelievably fine.
Well hello there Jeremy Renner and your ARMS.
Oh Gene Kelly. Swoon.
Step aside David Boreanz. T.Y Thyne is my favourite man from Bones.
Excuse me whilst I have a Henry V moment... Tom Hiddleston and Jamie Parker so close together...
There can't be one of these posts without some Henry Cavill.
Or Jake G.
I'm seriously excited about the prospect of seeing James McAvoy on stage soon. Practically on the front row!
Mark Strong. Cos bald men are sexy too...
Joe Hart. For a certain someone who loves him. I personally think he's a Labrador trapped in a human body but what do I know?
My footballer of choice is Danny Agger. I adore him and all his tattoos.
My ginger of choice is always Damian Lewis. What a joy he is.
I've always had a soft spot for Matt Damon too.
Michael Weatherly. Making NCIS hotter since 2003.
Oh, Clive Owen. You should have been Bond.
Michael Fassbender. So full of testosterone he scares me a little.
I know I shouldn't like Eddie Redmayne (he's a complete skinny wretch) but I'm a sucker for freckles.
Gilmore Girls fans: you know these two are the best, don't you?
I would really love to cuddle Mark Ruffalo. That's all. Nothing saucy. Honest.
And I can't leave out my favourite woman ever. I looked like Drew when I was about 4. Shame it didn't last.
