Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy, time for more ugly frocks! It's been a while since I last seared your retinas with utter hideousness, hasn't it?
This lot are all in the ASOS sale, should you wish to purchase one. I really hope you don't.
Why? Whyyyyyyyyyy? Didn't we leave this sort of thing behind a long, long time ago?
It even looks cross from the back.
*shakes head*
I do not like the smock frock. I especially do not like this one with the weird cut out shoulders. Anything that makes a pretty, slim model look terrible is not something that I am tempted to purchase.
Don't think "sexy" is the first word I'd choose to describe this frock but the ASOS folk clearly disagree with me!
Yeah. Hmmm....
I can see how some people would like this. Not me, obviously. I don't do weird animal effect prints (#wardrobezoo is something else entirely). But what is going on with her body?? Have they bizarrely photoshopped her?? Is it an optical illusion caused by the dress?? I can't believe anyone has a waist/torso that actually looks like that.
Not entirely sure why having a dropped armhole is considered an attractive design feature? Anyone with boobs is going to have some scandalous moments in this!
This, dear readers, is £175 worth of nastiness.
I'll leave you with the two I entitle "Star Trek Extras":
This lot are all in the ASOS sale, should you wish to purchase one. I really hope you don't.
Don't think "sexy" is the first word I'd choose to describe this frock but the ASOS folk clearly disagree with me!
I'll leave you with the two I entitle "Star Trek Extras":
